I'm collapsing all my blogs into Motley Kamuka

I'm collapsing my blogs into Motley Kamuka

yur

Clip yur nails while on the toilet. You're doing nothing but trying to relax. Just watch out for flying nails in your underwear. A claw in the undercarriage can be a nasty surprise. 

I don't think I could write this but I'd like to see it.

Imagine the scene. An African-American woman talking loudly on the phone at a bus stop. There's the usual talk, but then it becomes abstract, theoretic, poetic and dada.

how to sue a video company

What if I sued a video company for not holding the beliefs of commentary of individuals. Like someone says killing babies for pleasure is bad. And the video clearly states it does not necessarily hold the opinions of the individuals. Don't they necessarily need to believe that? But they disavow it. Therefore I sue them for not necessarily believing that.